I'll say the best punch I've seen thrown, and I've said this before, this dude, Chuck,

we were friendly, I knew him, we weren't quite friends. Anyway, we all hung out at the same bar. There's two new dudes that we don't recognize. They're just sitting in the corner having their own conversation. But Chuck was one of those guys that always looked for trouble, even if there's no trouble to be found. Right. But Chuck could find it and create it. So like anything, every once in a while,

you're trying to remember something, and then you kind of stare, right, to get your memory going. And I guess the guy, like, glanced at Chuck as he's trying to remember something. I mean, it was the most harmless thing in the world, but Chuck takes this as the opportunity to now make a scene. So it goes up to this guy

And again, it's these two dudes just sitting there

And Chuck's like, what do you have for you staring at, man?

Right?

And the guy's like, to now make a scene. So it goes up to this guy. And again, it's these two dudes just sitting there.

And Chuck's like, what do you have for you staring at, man? Right? And the guy's like,

what are you talking about? It's like, man, you were staring at me. And the guy's like, look, if I was staring at you, I apologize, I didn't mean to. I'm just talking to my buddy. The guy was real cool, did not want any kind of confrontation.

But Chuck is not going to let this go.

And I remember there's four of us sitting in one of these roundtop tables in the back.

And we're let this go. And I remember

there's four of us sitting in one of these roundtop tables in the back and we're watching this all go down. Chuck keeps talking and talking. And the guy is staying cool the whole time like, hey, buddy, look, I don't know you, man. I wasn't staring at you again. I apologize if I offended you. I'm just trying to have a beer with my buddy.

Chuck says something else and puts his hand on this guy's shoulder. And the guy says, look, man, do yourself a favor. Do not touch me again. Chuck's like, or what? And when he says, or what, those two syllables, he does the poke in the chest. Yep. Or what? So a guy, and it was a slow get up right

someone's the guy popped out of the stool

glances that as frim

just kind of like

stands up

and punch It's a guy, and it was a slow get-up, right? It's only got popped out of the stool, glances at his friend, just kind of like, uh, stands up and punches Chuck in the stomach. And I mean, man, this punch was so vicious and so fast. And my buddy Hollywood swears. Now, when Chuck got punched in the stomach, the Chuck's forehead and his toes met on the other side of his guy's elbow. I he just got full dropped him man and now chuck's on the ground the guy sits back down again starts drinking his beer and we're looking at these two guys and we're going to look we got nothing to do with chuck that's just what chuck does he's like i get it man just i don't want to do that but that's what had So now his buddy finally speaks. His buddy's been quiet the whole time.

He goes, fellas, my buddy, he's an amateur boxer. We're like, oh, that explains it all. Great punch. It was. Because you would never think to punch someone in the stomach. No. It was so fast. Only a boxer would do that. Dude, and I'm telling you, it was lightning fast. It was so precise.

And I mean, Chuck just an amateur,

not professional.

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