I think it was always, there's always that point, like, maybe once or twice in your life

that you wanted to.

Oh, yeah. But you knew it was coming. But you're like, man, if I just get one in, without them knowing, man, I'm going to drop this. I was like 15 or 16. And I don't remember what I was in trouble for. But it's one of those deals where I don't tell your father when he gets home, except my my mother actually meant it this time, right?

And I don't remember what I did.

I remember... But it's one of those deals where I don't tell your father when he gets home, except my mother actually meant it this time, right?

And I don't remember what I did. Remember, he's coming up the stairs. I know he's going to come to my room first. But all day I'm thinking about this, you know, because I had like maybe three hours before he's going to get home from work. And it's one of those moments. I'm about 16. So I'm like, you know what? Tell his ass, I don't care. I'm not sweating this. This mother ever is going to find out who the man of the house is. There's no doubt about this. So I'm waiting for his ass. I remember he opens my door. He looks at me and I guess it's a look on my face. And he just says, there's something you want to say? And in that moment, I'll live in the I'm saying, no, sir. And I just, you could tell. He wanted me to do something stupid.

Please.

Everything. And in that moment, it was dead in the eye, and said, no, sir. And I just, you could tell you. He wanted me to do something stupid. Please. Everything inside of my body said, do not do it, man. There was this look on his face like, I want you to raise your hands, boy. And I can just feel it. And I'm like, no, sir. No. All the, I'm pumping myself up all day. And the minute we locked eyes, I'm like, that is a bad idea. Like, let's not do that, man. Yeah. Abort! Who threw the punch? Why was it thrown? 206, 803 rock. Hello, Keith. Welcome to the men's room. Hola, gentlemen. Ola! So I was working at a casino as a dealer, and people get punched all the time in there.

What do you mean?

The blackjack players, man, they're the angriest people on the world in the planet.

And they'll start fighting each other.

They will.

You make a bad call on a blackjack game. Oh, somebody's getting punched. Honestly, it's the reason I don't play it in a casino. Are you serious? I swear to God, not that I'm worried about getting punched, but people get very annoyed. Because I'm not good. So if you take their card, they get pissed. All right. And they will tell you, like... My wife likes to play Blackjack at the casino man, and she gets real intense.

I always just leave. Like, I'm going to go play the slots. She gets, like, real focus, man. Okay. I just figure you're trying to beat the dealer. Yeah. The one story that I was telling Mike when I called was this big guy,'s got to be six five three 50 four hundred right

he's sitting there playing a game playing a table and I'm at the other end of the pit so I don't

even know what's going on I heard about it later I just saw it happen and apparently he told

this little guy was sitting there at the table.

Got to be 5-5 maybe.

I don't know.

And he was just talking smack to the big guy about what he was doing with the cards.

And the big guy was like, dude, you need to stop.

And he kept telling him like three or four times apparently.

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