"Steve Martin & Martin Short"

SmartLess

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4.6 • 51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Double the power, double the math; for our 200th episode, it’s double-trouble with Steve Martin and Martin Short. The talk-show anecdote, the best use of a time-machine, and have you ever heard of the word “combo?” Here come the smiles… on an all-new SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Hey, did you guys know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die?
0:10.3	Is that correct?
0:11.8	Yeah, they die late.
0:13.0	Oh, that's incredible.
0:15.0	You know the last thing to go through a bug's mind before he hits your windshield?
0:20.0	What?
0:21.0	His asshole.
0:22.0	Welcome to Smart List.
0:25.0	Smart!
0:26.0	Smart!
0:27.0	Smart! Smart!
0:31.0	Smart! Smart. So Will you you have expressed that you just you're not not in a great mood today
0:49.2	but it's surprising because it is it is our 200th so it is cause for celebration I had
0:54.1	sing you both happy birthday but it's not a birthday really it's just
0:57.4	it's just a 200 celebration I thought it is 200 celebration you know what it is it's a great day for us and I got to remember I had a bit of
1:07.2	I had an okay start and then you have grumpy moments and I just remember this thing of it which is like
1:12.0	Just because you have a grumpy start doesn't mean you
1:13.8	can't have a great finish.
1:15.6	That's right.
1:16.6	We don't need a bumper sticker or anything right here.
1:19.0	Okay.
1:20.0	What about you just tell us what the problem is and then we'll tell you are?
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