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🗓️ 13 May 2024
⏱️ 63 minutes
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This week we fly-in the amazing Sarah Paulson, with whom we explore and examine the nooks and crannies of an English Muffin, a shared fear of flying, and how to eat air. So get ready, put on your bee-sized boxing gloves, and join us… for an all-new SmartLess.
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| 0:00.0 | What do I do? |
| 0:05.8 | What do I say? I don't know what I say. What do I do? |
| 0:08.0 | All right, so I'm going to finish my peanut butter, |
| 0:11.0 | which is probably really annoying to hear me chew a peanut butter sandwich. |
| 0:16.0 | What might be a little better is, |
| 0:18.0 | this is my apple juice. |
| 0:22.0 | Guys, if this episode of Smartless is as delicious as my lunches right now, |
| 0:28.0 | you guys are fucking set. |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to Smartless. |
| 0:31.0 | Smart! smart lives. I have a 1.30 pick up and a 2 o'clock crew call and 2.30 shoot time. |
| 0:57.0 | So Jason is describing his first day of work which is tomorrow at a fish market at two in the morning. |
| 1:02.8 | He has to shoot in a real fish market that's smelly and stinky and... |
| 1:07.8 | Yeah, the hours of operation is 2 to 6 a.m. |
| 1:10.9 | So that's when we have to be there and you know there was a time in my life |
| 1:16.7 | when I enjoyed those hours of the day sure but I I don't anymore so my first day is going to be I'm going to try to be warm I'm going to try to be |
| 1:28.8 | Well, it's gonna be rough |
| 1:31.1 | That's two in the morning rough. |
| 1:32.6 | Yeah, I don't know. I guess I'm going to go to sleep at six or something try to sleep for a little bit |
| 1:38.0 | Or should I just stay up? Should I just go get a big fat bag of white and stay up all night? |
| 1:42.2 | Will? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, |
| 1:44.0 | do you just start counting days again? |
| 1:45.4 | No, let's just pump the brakes on that. |
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