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"Sarah Paulson"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Discussion, Education, Music, Comedy, Science, Culture, Society & Culture, Entertainment, Interview, Learning

4.651.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week we fly-in the amazing Sarah Paulson, with whom we explore and examine the nooks and crannies of an English Muffin, a shared fear of flying, and how to eat air. So get ready, put on your bee-sized boxing gloves, and join us… for an all-new SmartLess.

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0:00.0

What do I do?

0:05.8

What do I say? I don't know what I say. What do I do?

0:08.0

All right, so I'm going to finish my peanut butter,

0:11.0

which is probably really annoying to hear me chew a peanut butter sandwich.

0:16.0

What might be a little better is,

0:18.0

this is my apple juice.

0:22.0

Guys, if this episode of Smartless is as delicious as my lunches right now,

0:28.0

you guys are fucking set.

0:30.0

Welcome to Smartless.

0:31.0

Smart! smart lives. I have a 1.30 pick up and a 2 o'clock crew call and 2.30 shoot time.

0:57.0

So Jason is describing his first day of work which is tomorrow at a fish market at two in the morning.

1:02.8

He has to shoot in a real fish market that's smelly and stinky and...

1:07.8

Yeah, the hours of operation is 2 to 6 a.m.

1:10.9

So that's when we have to be there and you know there was a time in my life

1:16.7

when I enjoyed those hours of the day sure but I I don't anymore so my first day is going to be I'm going to try to be warm I'm going to try to be

1:28.8

Well, it's gonna be rough

1:31.1

That's two in the morning rough.

1:32.6

Yeah, I don't know. I guess I'm going to go to sleep at six or something try to sleep for a little bit

1:38.0

Or should I just stay up? Should I just go get a big fat bag of white and stay up all night?

1:42.2

Will? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

1:44.0

do you just start counting days again?

1:45.4

No, let's just pump the brakes on that.

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