See you later alligator after while crocodile. It's swanners! Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy. And I'm your wife host, Theresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmanners.

It's extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions.

Hello, my dove.

Hello, dear.

How are you?

You know, going. Well, we all just keep on trucking. For the time being, both of our children are asleep for nap.

Geez, it's time for us to record a podcast.

Let's see how long this lasts.

Yeah, well.

It's a thing.

Man.

You know, and yesterday last night,

there was like tornado warnings here in Cincinnati and like now in our neighborhood

like whole trees were uprooted last night and a trampoline a trampoline was blown like two blocks into a tree into a trampoline. A trampoline was blown like two blocks into a tree.

This is not funny but it is a lot. A lot. It's not funny so much as it's just so

much so that you kind of have to process it by laughing right

check off it check off said if we don't laugh we'll cry I'll check off said a lot of

things that's true here's's my gun, remember this.

Yes.

He also is.

No, wait a second.

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