What do you get when you sit on a crown? A royal pain.

We are not amused.

It's Schmannners! Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband

host Travis Macroy and I'm your wife host Teresa McElroy and you're

listening to Schmanners. It's extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions.

Hello my duff hello dear welcome to take

two yes we tried earlier to record this episode and baby dot was not having it

nope so this is take two.

She continues to join us in the studio.

Yes.

But so far, she is amused.

Yes, but she's like the worst producer I've ever had.

She doesn't work the board.

She doesn't know how to plug in the equipment

and she won't stop talking during the recording.

Really all she does is stare at the ceiling fan. Yes, she's lost in it all day. She

stares at the ceiling fan dreaming of another life. Babies love ceiling fans.

They do, they're hypnotic and that's why we're talking about sealing

fans. No, we're not. No, we're not. What are we talking about? Well we're

going to talk about some royal protocols. Royal protocols. Royal protocols.

Yeah, you know the etiquette of what you're supposed to do, what they're supposed to do,

how some of these things came about.

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