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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, we need Daddy to act his age.

Okay, we'll get into that right after this.

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for

is Neff? Shirley Carler, Jr. You cannot be a king of prank if you do not prank a king of comedy.

It just won't work. So you can't be a king of prank if you can't prank a king of comedy. It just won't work. I knew this. So you got, you can't be a king of prank. If you can't prank a king of comedy.

Ladies and gentlemen, legendary, nephew Tommy at its best. Steve Harvey, y'all. Here it is.

So what is you saying? I'm saying to you right now that he's telling on everybody. He's snitching on everybody.

That ain't got nothing to do with me, man. That ain't my book. That's his damn book.

Put him on the phone then. I'll tell him. I don't know how he's scared of Steve. He ain't writing about you. Yeah, he did. He didn't told on me. He didn't told on all my boys. He's telling on everybody, man.

His book ain't got nothing to do with you, man.

No, no, no, but his book do got something to do with me

because everything is still in the... He's telling on everybody, man. Hey, dog, his book ain't got nothing to do with you, man.

No, no, no, but his book do got something to do with me

because everything to Steve doesn't learn if he was growing up from the hood, telling on everybody. And I'm tired of this. He ought to go somewhere and sit down. Hey, dog, dog, you got to get right with your girl. Listen, if he's schooling my girl, he ain't got no business coming in my house, in my car, telling every damn thing. Hello. Hello. Who is this? Who is it? Hold on man. This Steve Harvey. Who is this? This is Chuck P. Man. Listen to here, man. Okay, I was on the phone with your nephew, and I'm just saying this to you, Steve. Okay? Oh All love to you, dude. I see you on the front of essence. I see you on the family feud on your radio show. So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and quit telling on everybody? And I mean this on everything, Steve. I'm right in the car with my family. I'm going to turn my radio off because you're telling game. We grew up sticking together. If I run in a little game to make my ends meet or whatever it is, that's my business. You ain't got no business telling on me. Hold on, man. Hold on. Hold on. First of all, I don't know who you are. I know you, though. But I know who you are, and we listen to the show. Okay. Hold on. First thing you're going to do, though, back up a little bit, though, because you're talking to me, please.

Hey, Steve, ain't nobody scared to you because you got money. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, you said it got nothing to do with no money, and I'm going to be too many. Wait, a minute. Wait a minute. It just enjoy your life. You found the perfect wife for you. You found the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God bless you. Hold on. Don't put God in this. Lead God out of this because you ain't calling from the God angle. See, people kill me with that part right there. God bless you. Don't know God. You don't know God bless me because you're talking too crazy to me.

That's for starters right there. But since you're talking crazy to me, let me turn you on to something.

You out there running game, that's your problem. Run your game. You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what I do.

See, man, y'all kill me. You out there doing what you want to do, like you're all of this right here, then you're coming to me, because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give a damn bouching, man. Feel how you want to feel about me. But what you ain't going to do, though, is talk to me like you, crazy. Because I ain't that. Wait a minute, Steve. Let's make the plan feel fair, okay? You got the airwaves, you got the microphone, you got the ability to touch a lot of people, okay, and you're just telling. You're a walkie talking. Hold on, hold on. This ain't got nothing to do with the airwaves. This ain't got nothing to do with the media. This is just me and you talking. I can talk to you personally. Personally, me and you can talk. Anytime you are you. What you haven't been to? Hold on you.

Hold on. you talking. I didn't talk to you personally. Personally, me and you can talk.

Anybody. Let's talk about me and hold you. Hold on you. You call. You're talking all this

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