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But right now, the nephew is here to run that prank back.

What you got for is Neff?

I want to date your mama.

Oh, see, right there.

I want to date your mama. Steve, how would you there. I want to date your mama.

Steve, how would you do it again, please?

Today's prank is, I want to date your mother.

That's it?

There ain't nothing in that.

What else do you need?

Put some prank on that. Put something on that.

Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, I can't tell you how to prank because obviously you're the king of it, but I was just talking about the introductions could use a lot of words. You got to put some more flavor on that. Now, see, the flavor is in the prank. Yeah, but put some seasoning on that intro, though. Yeah, see, that's where you and I differ. And so once again, just do what you want to do. All right. All right. How did he say? I'm sorry, I can't. I want to date your mama. Well, do you, man. Run it. Who? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Miss Burns. This is James. This is our son. How you doing, man? My name is Gordon. Gordon. I just recently joined the church, man, within the last month. And I was trying to get in touch with Ms. Burns. One of the members gave me a number, but I guess they must have gave me the wrong number, I guess. Is this a home number or what is this? Hold up, a little. Who, who is this again? My name is Gordon. Gordon, I'm a new member at the church. Yeah. Is this your number? Yeah, man. This is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son. Oh, that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother.

Right. All right. Well, yeah, my bad, man. I was trying to get in touch with Ms. Burns. Now, do you have a cell or a home number somewhere where I can get in touch with Ms. Burns? Wait, tell me, tell me. Your name is what? Gordon, Gordon. I just joined the church, man, so I might not have met you yet, Jane.

Okay, well, God bless you, man.

Thank you, man.

I appreciate it. Gordon, Gordon. I just joined the church, man, so I might not have met you yet, Jane.

Okay, well, God bless you, man. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Is there any way I could get your mom's home number from you? I mean, you just joined the church. I mean, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it. I mean, is there anything? Is there a message I could pass on to it, though? Well, yeah. I mean, I'm trying to see if it's all right for me to take her out. I've been seeing her for the last... Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold on, time, time.

Tell her. You were just saying that you were a new member to the church, and somebody gave you, or they were attempting to give you my mother's number, and you're asking me if you could take her out, man? Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number. I guess they gave you your number by mistake. You know, that's my reason for call. I thought I was going to get her. I want to take her out, you know, maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite honest, man. I just came back home from overseas from fighting and everything, man. And, I mean, you know, my pops just passed away not too long ago, and I ain't, you know, I ain't too keen on my mama going out with somebody. And besides, you don't even sound like you're age. She's in her 60s, man. I'm 36. The hell out of you. How old, man? I'm 36. I'm 34. What the fuck is you doing? You do realize my mom is pushing 60, right? Well, you know what, man, I look at it like, James, right?

James, I look at it like, you know, Hayes ain't nothing but a number, man. It's what's in your heart, man, and how you carry yourself, you know? Yeah, but my mom ain't no cougar like that, and I know she ain't coming after you. All right now, I remember telling me that she tried some new things at this church, but going out with some

this 30, 30, how do you, you're a baby, man? I'm 36, dude. Man, you like my brother or something, man. Ain't nowhere in the world. My mama going to be days of- Okay, okay, okay, same, Jay, so let me say this, man. First of all, I didn't even know I was calling you.

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