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Steve Gets COOKED by a CHILD

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Today Steve and Elliott discuss their Thanksgiving holidays. Elliott had a lovely, relaxing day and Steve was viciously maligned by an infant. We also talk Disney Adults vs. Theme Park Enthusiasts, and then the chat turns into Steve explaining to Elliott how to go to the park, before ending on the nature of consumerism (because ultimately this show is about SUBSTANCE, folks) Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Substance, I say!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, so this is attempt number two.

0:04.7

You know, sometimes the technology that we use is a little, what's the word I'm looking for?

0:13.0

Old?

0:13.8

Old.

0:16.5

All right.

0:17.2

Well, I'm not, I was in the middle of a pretty riveting story.

0:20.0

I need to know.

0:20.2

I need to know. I need to know.

0:21.0

Why don't you,

0:21.0

why don't you catch people up on what you remember about the story?

0:24.9

So something,

0:25.7

something really stuck out to me about what you were,

0:29.3

the story you were telling.

0:30.8

So apparently you had watched some content creator sharing a new cereal.

0:41.5

And did you say that the, what did you say the name of the content creator was?

0:45.6

I don't remember and I never will.

0:47.7

Or the channel. There was a channel name?

0:50.0

No idea. So you said it was a cinnamon toast crunch type cereal and you were like,

0:55.4

I've got to have that, I think. I got to try that, I think. Yeah. And so you bought some and

1:01.5

then you were, you had already had dinner. You had rice and sausage. You said. And then you were

1:10.0

like, I'm going to try this cinnamon toast crunch now, despite just having rice and sausage.

1:17.3

Yeah.

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