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The Valleycast

Elliott gives you a little podcast (as a treat)

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of the Valleycast, Elliott does a solo WITH SPECIAL GUEST JOE BERETA! That's right, folks. Today, it's all about hygiene, models (the tiny kind, not the pretty kind), millennial placating, and reading nice (?) comments from Elliott's fledgling but promising career as a hilarious political commentator. Isn't that fun? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Most of the comments were about my crappy webcam, but I got a new one, so don't worry, people I've never met.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let it do you think about what you're going to be charismatic charismatic be entertaining

0:21.4

here we go

0:24.1

you can do this you can

0:27.2

you can do this

0:28.6

it's the valley cast everybody

0:34.9

coming at you live from w tTF exclamation mark 2025 here in the heartland of America, Los Angeles, California, an idyllic landscape where if you can't meet your favorite celebrities like Matthew Perry, at least your doctor can murder them. That's right, folks, my doctor

0:56.5

murdered Matthew Perry and will likely spend the remainder of his days behind bars. But if he

1:04.2

doesn't, I hope when he escapes prison or is released, he can enjoy the Valleycast, ladies and gentlemen.

1:13.7

Also, I was texted by Joe Barretta fairly recently.

1:17.2

He said something very kind.

1:19.3

He said, Elliot, I appreciate you taking over the podcast this week,

1:23.8

given that we were so busy doing our respective roles in Steve Zaragoza's newest podcast,

1:34.0

Gray Bones in a grave yard, graveyard, in a grave.

1:39.0

And that was what we did Sunday morning.

1:42.2

And he said, well, I'm happy to do the podcast with you later.

1:46.3

And I said, Joe, well, that sounds wonderful.

1:49.3

What time would you like to do?

1:52.0

What time would work best for you?

1:55.1

And he said, and here's my impression of what he said.

2:04.4

But I'm sure he'll get back to me sooner than later.

2:07.1

And I look forward to hearing from him.

2:08.7

I'm sure he got tied up doing meetings or some other thing that, you know, has a purported

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