But the worst one, the worst one on a boat. And I don't know why it's always in a boat, but I was

invited to... Because it's a boat. I don't exactly live in the sailing community. Yeah, that rich thing. But guy I know he's got a sailboat. So he's like, you want to go out, man. So he had a bunch of his friends. I was there with my wife. They were all kind of, they, The women all knew each other more so than the guys.

It's kind of one of those deals.

So, because it was one of her friends from work that their husband had a boat.

They'd have. They're all kind of they the women all knew each other more so than the guys kind of one of those deals. So because it was one of her friends from work that their husband had a boat. They had a boat. So we go out there. I don't know who went into that toilet, but just know that like the sailboats, I don't know if it's like a bilge pump. I don't even know exactly how these things work, all right? But this woman completely, now, with a sailboat, you kind of walk down into the little galley there. And there's like a little kitchenette and a little area where you can sit down, very small, very tight quarters. The bathroom is right there, too. And then in the back, there's a flat mattress. You can sleep in it.

She blew this thing up so bad that, like there was a cooler of beer down. Like, there was bottles of wine. You know, like, people were actively going down there to use that area.

And when, I don't know if it was what might have been already in the septic system of boat or it was

what she laid down. Now this is a very in my mind, a very attractive woman. Sure. You know,

I mean like you don't expect to smell. And it just, I can't believe it was her altogether. I think

there must have been more to this situation.

Do you refuse to believe that? Why? I mean, just because she's attractive doesn't mean she can't lay out of here. You refuse to believe. Like, look, if it was me, people go like, God damn, dude. Period. But when you look at her, you're like, no way. That couldn't have been you. She can't do that. They're still humans.

I know that, but in my mind, they can't do that.

You're too pretty.

You're too pretty to smell like this. like, no way. That couldn't have been you. They can't do that. They're still humans. I know that, but in my mind, they can't do that.

You're too pretty.

Too pretty to smell like this.

Seriously.

I mean, there's no way that came out of you.

What did you eat, woman?

But yeah, it was bad to the point where after a while, it was just time to go home.

Like, we were supposed to be out there. Like, you cut the trip short because it smelled that bad.

Yeah.

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