HR 1: Toilet Stories Pt. 1
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, here's the question. |
| 0:04.0 | Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours. First, I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving |
| 0:10.8 | and, you know, surrounded by all the awkward situations to come up with family. But whatever |
| 0:17.5 | else you did, there's a good chance that you over ate because Thanksgiving is the day that gluttony is expected and encouraged. |
| 0:26.1 | And that leads to what plumbers call Brown Friday because it's one of their busiest days of the year for the exact reasons that you would think. |
| 0:34.4 | Drain's get clogged from, well, build up some grease, oil, food scraps, and namely, poop. |
| 0:41.6 | Now, it happens every year on the same day, the day after Thanksgiving. |
| 0:45.9 | And even if you don't need a plumber, there is a chance that the toilet clogged. |
| 0:50.4 | Because sometimes you get a lot of people at your house, and again, everyone overeats. |
| 0:54.3 | Now, they don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Japan, but their toilets, they can still clog. |
| 1:00.3 | In fact, on Brown Friday, 70% of the toilets at Hanita Airport were unflushable. |
| 1:07.8 | They couldn't flush. |
| 1:08.6 | Unfortunately, that did not stop people from using them. You can imagine the mess. But when you got to go, you got to go. A man in New York, he had to go. And he clogged the toilet at his family home. And as a result, his daughter stabbed him in the chest because of it. He suffered two collapsed lungs, but he did survive. But at least he got to go. An Ohio man, not so lucky. |
| 1:28.7 | He tried to go to the bathroom, but he couldn't poop for a month straight. |
| 1:32.6 | Yeah, he died as a result of chronic constipation, not a way that I want to go. |
| 1:37.6 | Now, sadly, we have a lot more stories involving toilets, everything from Cardi B pooping |
| 1:42.6 | off her butt piercing to a man being attacked on the |
| 1:45.6 | toilet by a bear. The man just wanted to poop and a bear shows up. But we also want to hear |
| 1:52.9 | your stories what involves a toilet. Look, man, sometimes they're a lifesaver, sometimes it's a |
| 1:56.9 | nightmare, sometimes it's just a situation. So today's question, though, going to Thanksgiving has come and gone and toilets are clogged everywhere. |
| 2:04.5 | We want to know today. How did a toilet save or ruin the day? |
| 2:08.5 | To be a part of the big show called 206-803 Rock. |
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