What are some of the slug recipes I have here?

God.

How are ways to eat snails and, see, snails and slugs, they basically say they're the same. All right, fried slugs. Sculled the slugs in boiling water for two minutes. Dredge them in egg and then in breadcrumbs. Deep fry in oil until golden brown. Tell your friends when they're done even. Hey, deep fried slugs. All right. I mean, deep fried normally, if you dredge in egg and then in bread crumbs.

But there is some things, right? Like, I forget the name, but there's this like street food dish that's basically fried octopus balls. Yeah. Right? We've had it. We've eaten them together. Yeah, they're very good. I just don't care for octopus that much. Me neither. So even though they were fried and it should seem delicious, I still didn't like it. But here's the thing. So I feel like the slug. I'm like, I don't know. I don't like the taste of octopus. So even though you deep fried it, I'm not going to like what I'd say it's in the middle. To be fair, I've never eaten a slug, so I cannot necessarily judge. Do you like Ascargo? I enjoyed it when we

ate it. Basically, it's saying the same thing. So the classic Ascargo was slugs or with snails? We ate it because it was a free tab and it was the only time I was going to eat it in my life. I would never order it again. That is 10,000% correct. Right. Huh. Let your snails or slugs purge themselves in a container of damp lettuce for 24 hours. What would be purged? Eat is. The snails are going to eat as much as that. Fatten them up. Yeah, you get them fat. Then. I want a skinny sludge meant like puke. That's too me. Maybe that's what it is. Bring one cup of water or wine to a boil in a large saute pan.

Blah, blah, blah.

Slug stir fry in a walk or skillet. Pasta with slugs. And the backwood boil. Pasta with slugs. Boil the slugs with snails and water for 10 minutes with whatever season you can find. You serve that a slither? Pasta with slugs. And that's just what it's called. When you do your deep country boil, you could seriously put some slugs in there.

You could do that, Ted.

You could.

Deep. Possible slugs and that's just what it's called. When you do your deep country boil, you could seriously put some slugs in there. You could do that, Ted. Ugh. You could. Deep country boil just sounds like slugs and roadkill. That does, yes. That sounds awful. It does. It does. The slugs and roll kill. Intentional or not, what did you eat that you shouldn't have? 206, 803, rock. Got a little lemon pepper rat in there. Well, I might try that. Lemon pepper rat? I'd be more tempted to try rat meat than eat a slug. Yeah. Right, if you present, but look, say you cooked both of them properly or whatever the case is, you say, that is a slug, that is rat meat.

I'm definitely trying to rat meat before I try the slug. Right, because can you eat those neutria in New Orleans? I don't know. If you can, I feel like they would already be cooking them up. All right. Because they got a billion of them. They shoot them all the time. And New Orleans will cook anything. But it's also weird, like, in Arkansas, you could shoot squirrel all year around and eat it.

Sure.

But I don't know if you could shoot squirrels in Washington State. Shoot a squirrel and find out. See what happens. Well, I'd have to get a rifle. Me just out in the open area with a 9-millimeter blasted squirrels, I feel like the cops are going to get called. Well, they can call the cops and say, dude, it's for dinner.

That's all.

Did that poor little bastard be destroyed?

Hello, Steve.

Welcome to the men's room.

Ola, beach, Ola.

So, when I was a young teenager, we were playing quarters,

and we were doing it the stupid way whereby you throw the bounce the quarter into the glass with the beer in it.

And unfortunately, when I was pretty drunk at one point, I went to down the beer, and I swallowed the quarter.

Yeah, I've seen that a few times.

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