Stephen Takes The Colbert Questionert

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.4 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The new Trump Mobile phone has arrived, rotisserie chickens now fly for free, and Stephen presents World Central Kitchen’s Chef José Andrés with a check for $2,497,404.15 representing generous donations from fans of The Late Show. With the end of The Late Show quickly approaching, it's finally time to get to know our Emmy-winning late night star on a deeper level with help from special guest questioners John Dickerson, Billy Crystal, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Josh Brolin , Martha Stewart, Mark Hamill, Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Daniels, Tiffany Haddish, Evie McGee Colbert, Amy Sedaris, Ben Stiller, Aubrey Plaza, James Taylor, and Robert De Niro.

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0:00.0	They say go big or go home.
0:02.0	But now you can go big at home with the big arch on delivery.
0:05.9	When you're hungry for something big, like really big.
0:09.6	Big arch for big McDonald's hunger.
0:11.8	Order on the McDonald's app.
0:15.1	Served from 11 a.m.
0:16.2	Upcharges and fees apply to delivery orders.
0:17.9	Subject to availability.
0:18.8	Price and participation may vary.
0:33.0	Welcome. fees apply to delivery orders subject to availability price and participation may vary welcome everybody around the world to the late show I'm your host Stephen Colbert and we have you know Thunder? You know, I liked to give good news when we can give good news,
0:47.3	and I have some wonderful news from my MAGA viewers. The Trump golden cell phone has finally arrived
0:53.7	after a nine-month delay.
0:56.9	Now, the only
0:58.3	Trump item more disappointing
1:00.7	after a nine-month wait
1:01.9	was Eric.
1:05.1	You know,
1:06.5	you know, I've said a lot of mean things
1:08.8	about Eric over the years.
1:13.6	As for the phone... As for the phone, let's be clear, this thing sucks!
1:25.6	When they announced the phone last year, the Trump's promise it would This thing sucks.
1:30.4	When they announced the phone last year, the Trump's promise it would be made in the USA,
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