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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Stephen's Audience Q&A: Why Don't You Grow a Mustache? | Colbert Classic

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Every night before the show, our host Stephen Colbert takes questions from the audience. This time he's asked to explain why his "Colbeard" look never evolved into a proper mustache. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We taped the show. I come out here and take questions from the studio audience,

1:00.1

and it's so true what they say. There are no stupid questions.

1:04.3

There are only my stupid answers, and we'll record all of that and show them to you. Jim?

1:16.9

Sir, you'll have to do.

1:19.9

Yes?

1:20.4

Yeah, I have to grow a mustache.

1:22.4

What? I have done it.

1:24.6

I have grown a mustache in a beard twice, not like that. No, no.

1:30.5

I've grown a beard, though. I've grown a beard. I've grown what they call the cold beard.

1:34.0

People have called it the cold beard.

1:35.6

And what's weird is that I swear I don't dye my hair, no matter what Andy Cohen says.

1:40.1

I don't dye my hair, because I'm actually gray up in here.

1:44.5

But my beard comes out snow white, and it really makes it look like I dye my hair.

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