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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Jason Bateman | Colbert Classic

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Netflix's 'Ozark' star Jason Bateman has considered a post-acting venture into late night TV. Stephen makes Jason's dream a premature reality and hands over the reigns to The Late Show in this Colbert Classic from the vault. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Tinder.

0:04.0

Life is full of possibilities.

0:06.0

A cheeky reply to a message here could lead to a world of fun new experiences,

0:10.0

over there, and with Tinder it all starts with a swipe.

0:14.0

Strangers can become mates, mates can become lovers with matching tattoos,

0:18.0

or maybe it's not that serious.

0:20.0

Whether a match leads to something new and exciting or something personal,

0:24.0

no matter what, all matches lead to self-discovery.

0:27.0

Download Tinder now.

0:30.0

If the late show's hot show wins, see them call them.

0:39.0

Welcome back, everybody.

0:43.0

Folks, you know my first guest tonight from comedy's like a rested development,

0:47.0

horrible bosses, and Juno.

0:49.0

He now stars in the Netflix drama Ozark.

0:55.0

Where's my money?

0:56.0

As we told you, we can't cover that amount within 24 hours.

1:00.0

Okay.

1:03.0

There's two federal agents here,

1:05.0

which means you wouldn't take the chance that there was a kidnapping and not have my money.

1:09.0

So if you don't produce it immediately, I'm going to walk into that lobby

1:12.0

and I'm going to tell these people that I can't get my money out.

1:14.0

And we'll see how long that takes to go viral,

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