"Stephen Colbert"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Walk the Wok and let’s celebrate: it’s future MMA fighter Stephen Colbert. The blackout days, beepers & lovely melon, plus shirts v. skins on Mt. Everest. “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing,” …on the 300th correct-isode of SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Hey Sean, my name's Jason. You know what I love 300 of?
0:05.0	What?
0:06.0	Almonds, summer salads, tidy whities, macho lattes. What about you? You like 300 of anything?
0:13.0	My name is Sean Hayes, and I like 300 glasses of milk. I also like 300 pounds of spaghetti.
0:20.0	And I also like 300 pounds of spaghetti, and I also like 300 pound men.
0:22.6	Mm-hmm.
0:25.6	La la la la la.
0:28.6	La la.
0:30.6	Mm-hmm.
0:33.6	Three...
0:34.6	La la la la la la la la la la la la la la La La La La La
0:38.8	300
0:39.7	Welcome to the 300 episode of
0:53.6	Birdland! to the 300th episode of SmartLess.
0:56.7	Hi-ha!
1:00.1	Hey, listen, let's have a lot of love today.
1:02.4	Hey, let's have a lot.
1:03.0	You want to know what?
1:04.3	It's someone's birthday today.
1:05.8	Who's birthday?
1:07.8	A little pod creature called Smartless.
1:13.1	How old is it?
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