Oh my God, we made it. We made it. I thought we were going to be late, but here we are. I didn't have a chance to stop and poddy. Oh, you didn't potty yet? Maybe we could poddy today. You want to call this potting? Yeah. You made us run in here for that. Yeah. We can call it pottying.

We're going to potty.

Oh, man.

Welcome to Smartless.

Smartless. Smart.

Don't you think we should go on another trip?

I do.

Why don't we?

We always talk about it.

By the way, do you guys like doing laundry?

I just did a bunch of laundry.

I like, you know what?

Scott and I were talking about this. Hold on. I need a neck brace. A couple things. Wait a second. Why are you looking at over your shit? The listener's going to think that we've made a weird edit. Because I just finished, no, no, no, I just finished a ton of laundry. And I don't usually like folding laundry, but I like folding towels. I like folding towels because it's like OCD. You know what I mean? Are you trying to tell us that you do laundry when you're back home in L.A.? No, sir. I do it here in New York City. I tell you what, you're a fascinating dinner date. Tell us more of the folding of the towels, man. Do you guys, you know what I mean, no? I will tell you that, you know, Mike, it's in towels. Did you guys have a lot of discipline growing up as far as like having chores and learning how to do everything?

Yeah.

That like I know how to wash windows without streaks.

I know how to fold laundry.

I know how to load a dishwasher.

Yeah, I didn't do too much.

I know how to sweep in a way that you're not resweeping certain areas. Like,

my dad taught me how to do everything right. Yeah, same. Like, before I could like push back and

say, I don't want to learn. I have not done that with my kids. I mean, they get by, but I just...

No, but your kids are very responsible.

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