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Well, guys, the day is finally here.

Tonight, CBS will air the very last episode of Stephen Colbert's late night show.

And he has made the most of his farewell

tour by being completely and utterly gay. And do not laugh because I am being serious. This man

is up on his set kissing everyone. So the first question on everybody's mind is obviously who is he

going to kiss tonight, but the second and obviously more important question is what does this

mean for late night comedy if the number one show in late night has officially been canceled?

Now, as I'm sure you've seen and I have partaken in this, but people in both sides of the aisle have been quick to talk about politics and blame politics.

People are gloating about him being canceled.

But honestly, like if I really sit here and think about it, Stephen Colbert

being canceled does make me sad. And you might think I am utterly insane for saying this, but I promise

I have a point. And what is even more tragically ironic? Is that if Colbert had just been smarter,

had he been a little more self-aware, he wouldn't have fallen prey to the same schick that he used

to mock. So before we get into why Colbert getting off the air is depressing to me, we need to talk about how he is locking lips with everyone. Because if I had to see this, so do you. This is just my little, like, fun addition to the episode. Because this man, in the last week, has now kissed Jimmy Fallon, Pedro Pascal, Julia Louie, right? Like literally this week.

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