This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. You know it's the 6th of July?

Time is going fast, isn't it? Really fast.

Anyway, today's the day where apparently the heavens open and we get thunderstorms, and it's going to be this, it's going to be that.

And I'm thinking, well, what the, who cares?

Who cares? Makes the car look clean.

Dangerous driving certain parts of the country. Just be careful.

And where do we go today? Well, Wimbledon's still going.

I'm dreary. I'm so bored. We were discussing only wrong how complicated it must be for the people doing the commentary

when they get some of these Czechoslovakian names and things, they must have to get, okay, because I know that the BBC have a pronunciation department where you can phone up and go, how'd you pronounce that? And they go, Cameron, you go, okay, thank you. Cameron. And so they learn how to do the pronunciation. So you've got to write it phonetically.

But if you're trying to do a quick... It must be a nightmare. I couldn't even do footballers.

You can only identify the little buggers when they turn around. You read the number on the back of their shirt.

18. Where's 18? 18. Okay. Rooney is, you know, that's how it works, isn't it? Anyway, out for the first time, looking as miserable as she always did,

Sarah Harding, stony-faced, she was described in the papers, since claims of a wild sexual affair

with Danny Dyer emerged. Poor old soul, honestly. You can't help but sort of look at her and think,

your life has just been a complete and utter mess, hasn't it? You know, we were okay with girls aloud.

Then we went out caning it.

Caining it, incidentally, is the expression for when people go out and they just get drunk.

And they talk about...

I mean, I could tell you stories about Sarah Harding.

You would not believe, ladies and gentlemen.

But anyway, so she's been seen for the first time, so no doubt there'll be an interview around the corner, and she just looks miserable.

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