Stephanie Allynne, Mookie Blaiklock

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2015

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Drizzle, No Apologies - Stephanie Allynne and Mookie Blaiklock return for a special improv3humans with Matt Besser! They’ll show what it’s like to be in marriage therapy with a husband who has participated in a purity ball, explore what it would be like to flirt with a complete stranger on a public bus, and do their best to introduce the new must wear goggles legislation during a porn shoot. Plus, everyone discusses apology culture in another edition of What’s Bothering You? Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0	Humans, I'd love to have more advertisers on this show, so if you or some company you
0:06.2	know wants to advertise on improv for humans, please go to pod survey dot com slash i4h pod
0:16.0	survey dot com slash i4h and there's something there for you to fill out and we really wish
0:22.9	you would do that.
0:24.6	Have you seen those like purity balls where people like
0:28.5	basically marry their dad at a young age and they're like, I'm not gonna have sex until
0:34.0	I'm married because I'm married to you and there's all these photos that tell they put it.
0:38.8	Yeah, because I was like, I was looking at these photos and I'm like, God, this looks so
0:42.6	purvy.
0:43.6	Yeah, they're just really nice.
0:45.2	And then I read the article and it's like, that is the point is that you're going like,
0:50.4	I'm in love with you and they you connect you have this connection with your dad so
0:55.6	therefore you're not going to want it from another man and it's like what and they're
1:02.9	not like, no, it's not purvy.
1:05.3	It's like, no, it is.
1:06.5	It's exactly what you think.
1:08.0	Well, it's like an old man holding close to their own daughter and like, I own you,
1:15.3	you're mine also like, wait, I'm not following what you're saying, what are you saying?
1:20.6	I hold my daughter close, where are you saying?
1:22.6	I mean, in these photos specifically, where it's like a prom photo, but it's a very like,
1:28.1	it's not like, look at the two of us father and daughter, it's like, it's like, yeah,
1:33.4	it's like, I'm in love with you.
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