LIVE at UCBsunset: Ian Roberts, Zach Woods

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2015

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Postcoital Mess: LIVE at UCBsunset - Ian Roberts and Zach Woods join Matt Besser for a LIVE improv4humans recorded from the new UCB Sunset theatre in Los Angeles. They’ll do their best to ignore the attention wanting guy with the cat on his head, come up with a fun solution for a postcoital mess, and explore a young man’s snake fetish. Plus, Eric the Paid intern returns along with We Need To Talk about Kevin to share their Man on the Street Interview at the Santa Monica Pier. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:16.0	Welcome to improv for humans, live at the UCB Theatre, featuring Ian Roberts and Zach Whips.
0:31.0	Ian Roberts, Zach Whips.
0:40.0	Yes, go in, go in, wow.
0:48.0	It's like James Light, James Light, James Light.
0:51.0	Come on, move back to the washroom.
0:55.0	Go step out, go step straight, go down the stairs, go step north.
1:03.0	Go step out, go step straight.
1:08.0	Well, baby, step out.
1:10.0	I'm so stupid that I took you for dream, you're so stupid that I didn't think you'd
1:17.0	say that.
1:18.0	No!
1:19.0	No!
1:20.0	I'm so stupid that I didn't think you'd say that.
1:23.0	We were not playing to our strengths, or I wasn't playing to mine.
1:28.0	Oh my God, I don't sell yourself short.
1:30.9	I was doing my favorite way to dance, Al Pacino, in Cruising.
1:34.6	You've ever seen that movie.
1:36.7	Crazy movie.
1:37.7	But, uh, because he died anyway.
1:40.7	So in a gay bar, he's trying to pretend he's gay, and he does a popper, and he goes,
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