When you listen to Nobody Lists to Paula Poundstone, the comedy podcast, you learn stuff.

I've been learning to throw a boomerang, because this is the kind of thing that really gets the listeners engaged, you know.

Interviews with people who will make you smarter.

Does the amount that you learn protect you from cognitive decline?

Paula don't!

Can't people just listen to the show?

Can't they just enjoy a delightful treehouse full of information?

I think I'm bleeding.

Join us and be a nobody.

His whole brow is furrowed.

You can't tell because he does so much Botox, but because I know him, his brow is

burrowed.

We should go in and like, just get like Botox and, why do we not have that at the HQ?

We just like go in there, like, look at us.

How great would it be if we both got faceless?

It's like very tight, face face yeah matching face you know

where people have like the thing where they're somebody looking they carved it like a little

little ridges in their cheeks yeah and then they and then they plumped up your lips and they they

smooth out everything god we would look good if we did that. Look at me. I look

great. Look. Yeah. If we, if we, if we, if you and I went full make you work, God, we'd look

good. Yeah. Welcome to me. I don't know why we don't do that. Did you like me on the wrestler?

Did you have a good blizzard? Yeah, blizzard's going good.

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