PANTRY PICK: Onion Dip

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Realm

Eat, Ian, Black, Michael, Cavanagh, Comedy, Tom, Snacks

4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Ahoy Mateys! We’re dipping back into the MATES archive for this week’s pantry pick: Onion Dip. Join the MATES Club for even more snacking: ⁠⁠https://realm.supportingcast.fm/matesclub ⁠⁠⁠ Watch MATES on YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@MikeAndTomEatSnacks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Your morning toast is shaking.
0:02.0	Because the McDonald's breakfast bundle means you can bag a sausage sandwich and a selected drink for $2.99.
0:08.0	Name a better way to start your day.
0:10.0	Wake up and get that savor satisfaction.
0:13.0	Until 11 a.m.
0:16.0	Not on delivery. includes a sausage sandwich and a selected drink.
0:18.0	Price and participation may vary.
0:20.0	When you listen to Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, the comedy podcast, you learn stuff.
0:25.2	I've been learning to throw a boomerang, because this is the kind of thing that really gets the listeners engaged, you know.
0:31.1	Interviews with people who will make you smarter.
0:33.8	Does the amount that you learn protect you from cognitive decline?
0:38.8	Can't people just listen to the show? Can't they just enjoy a delightful treehouse full of
0:45.8	information? I think I'm bleeding. Join us and be a nobody. Oh, hold on here.
1:09.2	It started.
1:10.0	It started. Yeah. All right. Oh, you got nothing. No, go start it. It started. It started? Yeah.
1:11.8	All right.
1:13.1	Oh, you got nothing.
1:25.5	No, I got something, but I wanted to get to something that I wanted to get. All right. Can you cover for like 10 seconds while I rushed to get it? Oh, you're literally getting something. You know what I'm going to go to? I don't know. Mates game room. Uh-huh. the brand new, Mates Game Room.
1:27.5	Yeah, welcome everybody to... Mike and Tom eat snacks.
1:28.4	With my good friend, Michael Liam Black.
1:30.3	And my good friend, Yeah, welcome everybody to...
1:27.5	Mike and Tom Eat Snacks.
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