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Welcome to the bitch Bible podcast. Who's ready to fucking laugh? I need it. We need it. We need it.

Um, if you haven't listened to my last podcast, I strongly, strongly, strongly encourage you to

I kind of talk about my own white privilege mistakes I've made in the past. Believe me,

it's just the tip of the iceberg. I have come to the harsh realization how many times I have

fucked up and been just kind of irresponsible with my platform, whether I was trying to be like

shocking or funny or just a dumb fuck. And I've had some time to process, I've had a lot of time to

process. And uh, you know what? All we can do is be better. And that's what I'm going to do. But I

still want to laugh with you guys. What the fuck's up with Alicia Silverstone? Now before we get

into it, I just want to personally thank Alicia Silverstone for my preferred method of feeding

my gorgeous, perfect love muffin, shit, so Leo, I had a rough week and I'm not victimizing myself

because my week hasn't been that rough in comparison to, I mean, an entire race and country and

all of the above. However, I was pretty emotional in the past week and my little fucking shit zoo,

my little soulmate, my little beacon of love and hope and innocence. He would just lay on my chest

and he just lick up my tears because he likes the salt. And every day I pick a tooth, a tooth of

the day and then we kiss it. And I lick it and it's salty and he stink but he stinks so good. I could

cry talking about him just because I love him so much so I'm going to move on. But like I was saying,

I should thank Alicia Silverstone first because she introduced me to the bird feeding technique.

If you don't know what the bird feeding technique is, I highly, highly recommend sometimes when I'm

in a pickle, you know, I will take some human food that is dog friendly, digestively dog friendly,

I'll lick all the seasoning off. I've done this in public multiple times. It solicits a lot of

weird looks but you got to just lean in. I chew it up so I break down because apparently this

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