Stealing First Base (S21E15)
Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)
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4.8 • 719 Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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We discuss how the main story could (and should) have expanded to a town-wide situation and not simply focus on the Bart/Nikki relationship, our first kiss and more.
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| 0:00.0 | Nikki, thanks for saving my life. |
| 0:02.0 | Look, can we just pretend that never happened? |
| 0:04.0 | I don't want everyone at school to go around thinking I like you. |
| 0:07.0 | I don't get you. |
| 0:08.0 | You're hot, you're cold. What is your deal? |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, Bart, you've got a few things to learn about women. |
| 0:14.0 | And I will never tell you what they are. |
| 0:16.0 | I give up. Smell you later. |
| 0:18.0 | M-Muh. |
| 0:20.0 | I go. I give up. Smell you later. I love you! |
| 0:25.6 | Four-finger discount, dude. |
| 0:28.6 | The same song. Welcome to four finger discount. |
| 0:45.7 | With this work, we're going to be stealing some bases, specifically first base. |
| 0:49.2 | I'm Dando. |
| 0:49.8 | Yes, and I'm Guy. |
| 0:51.6 | Will we get to second base this episode? |
| 0:53.1 | That is the question. |
| 0:54.2 | I certainly hope not. |
| 0:55.9 | You don't want him to bong you over the head and drag you into a cave? That feels like very much our working relationship, doesn't it? No. I've got a friend of mine who's currently, I was like, oh, do you want to come over and his son is Elliot's friend? And I was like, do you want to come over and play on the school holidays? He's like in South Australia venturing through caves. |
| 1:10.8 | And I was like, really? |
| 1:12.1 | Caves. |
| 1:12.6 | Okay. |
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