This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Thursday, the new Friday, May 7th. And today's part is the best one yet. This is a T-boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Let's check. The scoreboard oil fell 6% yesterday. Stock surged 1.5% yesterday. It's the old oil equity inverse situation on the markets. Ah, the old black gold greenstock situation, Jack. The reason is reports that the White House and Iran are talking again, opening the door for an end to the war. Apparently there's like a short-term memo, a one-page document, a one-pageer out there, you know, no one knows. Pretty sure it's double space. Either way, Jack and I

found three fantastic stories for the best show in the business world. Jack, what do we got on

the T-boy? For our first story, Uber and Disney are very different companies, but yesterday they

told us the same story. Besties, you are living the staycation economy. For our second story,

the founder of Rumba has a wild new product, a four-legged

robo pet to replace your real puppy. Besties prepare for emotion bots. They don't sweep. They cuddle.

And our third and final story. What happens when ChatchipT takes over your stock portfolio?

It's the wolf of Claude Street, an AI financial advisor,

and we just got the receipts. But Yeties, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories.

I mean, we told you. It's the most fun mix in business. Love the Mix, Jack. The biggest movie of

the summer besides Toy Story? So excited. And that candidly, I'm extremely excited for it.

Oh, it's Christopher Nolan's Odyssey. We can't wait for this.

As he put it, this isn't just A-Story. This is THE story.

And Bestie's the full trailer of the Odyssey movie just dropped, but...

There's one big problem.

Everyone in the Odyssey sounds like they're from Ohio.

Yeah, based on the trailer, this epic Greek tale is being portrayed with American accents.

Matt Damon stars as Odysseus, but the dude sounds like he's from Boston.

Tom Holland and Robert Patterson are from England, but they sound like they're at a Starbucks in Illinois.

Now, I'll be honest, Dick. I didn't read The Odyssey when it was assigned to me in seventh

grade English. Sparks note to that thing. You don't read it, Jack, you experience the Odyssey. But I'm

pretty sure they weren't from Boston and Illinois, right? And Jack, could you please sprinkle on

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