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With Bob.

Can you help me out here, please?

Because I'm dying. And Sherry. Yeah, yeah, we know. And now broadcasting from the Palatia Bob and Sherry studios. It's Bob and Sherry. Well, welcome to the Bob and Sherry show. It's very nice to have everybody with us here today. normally we don't't do stories and morons in the news, which is coming up in about 30 minutes

where, you know, somebody got hurt.

It's just somebody doing something stupid.

So I decided not to include this story and morons in the news, but it is so bizarre.

I feel badly for the person who was attacked by this monkey.

It is so bizarre, you have to know about it.

And nobody died, but I didn't know monkeys would do this sort of thing.

And I didn't even know you could have them as a pet, but you can in Oklahoma, specifically Dixon, Oklahoma.

A Carter County woman says she was attacked and injured by a neighbor's pet monkey while in her own

front yard. Dixon police said the 911 call was one of the most unusual they ever got.

Quote, this is the person who was attacked.

I was sitting here in this exact spot, and I looked out the window, and there was a monkey

looking at me.

Victim Brittany Parker said, I took a second glance, and I said, oh, my God, there's a monkey

on my front porch.

The monkey was trying to get into my house.

The little button that you push on the screen door, he broke it off.

I was literally hanging on to my screen door to hold it closed.

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