Okay, James, I need you to do a few more drops than yesterday, I'm afraid.

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It's a first. I'm going to go complaints before I've even drawn breath this morning. This is a fair

complaint. It's howay the lads, James. Make an effort, mate. And it's howay the lads, James. Come on,

just I already said, howie, in the earlier bit of my pre-news introduction. So when I got to the

I don't write this stuff down in advance, you know. I can't imagine that. It's come as a surprise to anybody who's ever listened to the program before. I don't know what's going to come out of my gob until the light comes on and the microphone in front of me.

But I'd already said, how we're?

So then when I got to the end of it, I couldn't say it again.

So I said, come on the lads.

Oh, never mind.

Anyway, it's one of those rare occasions.

I quite like these occasions. I quite like these occasions. I've got to be honest with you. It's one of those rare occasions where a story reaches from the back pages of a newspaper to the front pages, because

it is a sports story, but also in many ways a news story. I refer, of course, to the fact that

Newcastle United is now among the richest football clubs in the world

after a £305 million, Saudi Arabia financed takeover was finally completed.

It ends, well, I guess, an incredibly unpopular 14-year period of ownership by Mike Ashley.

I mean, I follow non-league football more closely than I follow league football these days.

I've never quite got to the bottom of why Mike Ashley ended up being quite so unpopular.

But the idea that he is unpopular enough for Newcastle fans to welcome the ownership of...

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