Why is everybody so fucking obsessed with this girl?

Like, do they want a fuck her?

Uh...

This is the white hottest, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,

Zach Efron heat check in the history of Zach Efron heat checks.

It's also not true.

It's definitely not true.

Okay, so before we started recording, we just quickly googled Zach Efron heat checks. It's also not true. It's definitely not true. Okay, so before we started

recording, we just quickly googled Zach Ephron just to see, just to make sure we're not

missing any potential Zach Efron heat checks. And there's a story, it's the first thing. It's from

the Inquisitor, spelled wrong, I-N-Q-I-S-I-T-R.

Can't imagine that's how you spell that word.

Not even reporting this, citing the Hollywood gossip, which is, that sounds like the

pinnacle of news.

Like the daily planet, like one of those made-up things that's in something.

The Inquisitor says,

the Hollywood gossip reports that Taylor Swift

is telling her friends that she wants to hook up

with high school musical Zach Efron,

quote, we don't know

who this is quoting.

It's Justin Quotes.

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