He bragged about being able to, uh, he bragged about being able to quote unquote, put down a 12 back.

Oh, fuck this guy.

What a fucking loser.

Brunch.

So this is indisputable.

Tom Brady actually is over.

That is not indisputable.

It is indisputable because even if he's the best quarterback on the Patriots now,

he's solidified that he's not even fucking trying to be cool anymore.

I'm sure you've seen the Facebook things. I have. So he does the TB times. Last night it was Patriots mess with Texans.

As a 25-year-old fully grown man, do you even know what don't mess with Texas is? I don't know what

it's from or where it originates from. Exactly. I had to look it up and I'm a lot older than

25 years old. It's from the 1980s and it was an anti-litering thing in Texas saying, don't mess

with Texas. And then George W. Bush brought it. Do you like,

do you remember George W. Bush Jr. saying it? Nope. So that, so you've heard it said before.

I mean, I just always thought that that was never really. I think that I thought that that was just

like a saying that people from Texas dropped. So when George W. Bush was running for president, that's what I knew it from. He said, don't mess with Texas. And everyone was like, oh, shit, he dropped a don't mess with Texas. And no, I didn't know what he was, what that was even referencing. And last night, I had to drunkenly look it up when I saw Tom Brady's Facebook team.

Like, he's not even trying to be cool anymore.

I thought don't mess with Texas just meant like, hey, you come in my house. We'll shoot you in the face with my shotgun.

That's actually, that's not a bad take on what that could be.

But Tom Brady is the third best quarterback on the Patriots, obviously.

System quarterback has not won the, obviously. System quarterback.

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