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🗓️ 8 May 2024
⏱️ 79 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh no way everybody it's Jason Alice. I'm going on tour. I'm doing a comedy tour who wants to see me tell jokes |
0:08.0 | Hey Tulsa and Appleton, and Louisville. |
0:13.8 | I don't even think I've been to Louisville, |
0:15.8 | but I'm coming to Louisville, |
0:17.5 | and I'm gonna be in L, wait, I'm always in LA, |
0:19.9 | but I'm doing jokes there too. |
0:21.6 | Everybody, go to the Jason Alice.com check out the dates of |
0:26.0 | when I'm coming to your town to tell jokes to your face. Come on everybody has to go, you better go, if you leave that, if I do jokes and nobody, and you go, |
0:37.0 | oh man, I didn't know that you were going to be in Tacoma. |
0:40.0 | Well, wake up Tacoma, because I'm coming all over you. Whoops. Like they're try to ban the flavored ones from California like right when I quit smoking |
0:59.5 | weed before I quit they were like they're banning flavored blunt papers and because I was such a |
1:04.8 | addict I went to the wheat store and bought all the different flavors. |
1:09.4 | Well that's smart. |
1:11.4 | I would say that was a smart. looking back for a second there I thought I was but then when I just had all the I don't even smoke bloods like I was like I'm ready |
1:19.8 | you know when you ban it and then like I think like a month later I saw them like in there again I go I thought they were bad he's like yeah I guess they just like let it go and I'm like man I have like 50 of these big. Smart Sales Tax. My balls is totally moving, new and improving, |
1:47.0 | do and improving, knock down we can't go. |
1:51.0 | I've got the horn and desire. |
1:55.0 | But bother around by you're ready to take us to the top. |
2:02.0 | Well, Come to the top. |
2:08.0 | Welcome to the show. Digital now that you're born is up. |
2:12.0 | Oh! |
2:14.0 | Ah! |
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