Starting Fresh: Closet Purge & Birthday Vibes with Alex Stafford
Stassi
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4.4 • 15K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
It’s Stassi’s birthday episode! She’s joined by her childhood bestie Alex Stafford—who’s been around since the original “Dracarys” days, long before Blake Lively ruined it—for their annual closet cleanout tradition. Over martinis and Aperol spritzes, they catch up on Blake’s cringe Game of Thrones text, texting habits that trigger anxiety, and accidentally land on a new show intro. Stassi reflects on her shedding season, from big life changes to her massive closet purge, while Alex shares why she’s the ultimate organizing genius. They swap stories from their school days, relive their long-running cleanout ritual, and break down simple, real-life tips for organizing your space and letting go.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:15.6 | Put the microphone by your fucking mouth, Alex. |
| 0:18.8 | I always forget. |
| 0:20.1 | Alex Stafford, my childhood bestie. |
| 0:23.2 | She's been on the podcast, I'd say like five times. |
| 0:28.9 | Are we including 2018 when we lived in your apartment? |
| 0:32.8 | No. |
| 0:33.3 | Okay. |
| 0:33.8 | No, so you've been on quite a few times. |
| 0:35.9 | That was the Dracarus Biches era of my life. |
| 0:39.0 | A good time. |
| 0:39.4 | Oh, R.I.P. |
| 0:40.7 | It's, like, really unfortunate that Blake Lively has turned Calisi, DeNaris, Dracarus, |
| 0:46.3 | into something that's now shameful. |
| 0:49.4 | Do you know what I'm talking about? |
| 0:50.9 | I wish I did, but you know I live under her rock. |
| 0:54.0 | You are a Martian. I don't know |
| 0:57.4 | what you're talking about. You don't know anything about the scandal. Oh, I do, but I have no |
| 1:03.6 | idea how it relates to Dracarus and, um, okay, so can I just tell you real fast? Let me just |
| 1:10.0 | catch you up real fast. Okay. We're not here to talk about Blake loudly. We're here to talk about other things, but she, she, okay, so can I just tell you real fast? Let me just catch you up real fast. |
| 1:11.1 | Okay. |
| 1:11.5 | We're not here to talk about Blake loudly. |
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