4.4 • 15K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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It’s Stassi’s birthday episode, and she’s here to unpack her accidental life hack for celebrating yourself all week long—without throwing a single party. Between martinis, New York adventures, and her complicated feelings about birthday Instagram posts, Stassi shares her best birthday moments, including finding out her birthday is the luckiest day of 2025 and almost missing out on the Chanel boots that became her entire fall personality. Plus, she shares the behind-the-scenes magic of her Gilded Age interview with the cast of one of her favorite shows, what it meant to her as a lifelong historical fiction girlie, and how a flood of body-shaming comments launched her into President of the Hunching Girlies Community.
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0:00.0 | Happy birthday to anybody |
0:13.3 | Celebrating this day, this week. |
0:19.6 | I'm going to go this day or this week. If it's your birthday, happy fucking |
0:23.3 | birthday. Coming from the birthday girly because I am officially at 37, you know, the luckiest |
0:32.8 | hunchback to come out of New Orleans and that who currently resides in Beachwood Canyon put that on |
0:42.2 | my tombstone um yeah so like this whole episode I'm going to get into the gilded age stuff because |
0:48.1 | dream come true dream come true I have to talk about it i've been bursting at the seams uh but like i |
0:56.4 | also want to talk about my birthday a bit because you know that that's just would it would it be a |
1:04.1 | stasi podcast episode if i didn't spend one full one solo talking about my birthday. |
1:11.1 | No, like it wouldn't make sense. |
1:14.3 | First of all, I came up with a birthday life hack by accident because people like to celebrate |
1:20.9 | their birthdays in like a multitude of ways. |
1:22.7 | Some people are like, I don't really care about my birthday. |
1:24.8 | I'm like, good for you. |
1:27.0 | Good for you. Okay. But then there are also |
1:29.5 | people who are like, I just want to do it big, a big bash, a big party. And then like that's it. |
1:34.9 | And then there are some people who like to celebrate their birthday all month or all week. And I |
1:41.2 | accidentally came up with a way to celebrate myself seven whole days straight. |
1:47.5 | And that is because I didn't plan something for myself. I have this weird thing. I talked about |
1:53.9 | this on the good, the bad, the baby last week. But like, I feel weird asking people to celebrate |
2:00.4 | me in a really large way, like, two times, like, you know, in only a span of like a month. |
2:08.9 | Okay. |
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