Starfish, it's Provocative

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Sxm, Kids & Family, After Mash, Morning Mash Up, Parenting, Volume

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

This week, Rich and Nicole are calling out the myth of “catching up” and why it’s the most polite lie we all keep telling. They get into the everyday chaos of screentime rules no one sticks to, why Gen Z is crumbling under the weight of pay day gaps, and how apartment hunting in 2025 is basically a full-time job — especially when Matt drops the ball. Nicole vents about kids treating their nannies like disposable help, and Rich opens up about the weird heartbreak of not being his kids' favorite anymore. Plus, a surprise movie quote quiz for Nicole, and Matt has lost his mind with fake celebrity deaths. It’s fast, real, and funny in the way only Rich and Nicole can deliver. 👀 CTA:Follow, rate, and tag @HKTS_pod with your favorite quote from the episode. Your algorithm needs a little honesty and a lot of laughs. #ParentingUnfiltered #HKTS #ModernChaosPod

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0:00.0	All right, man, we're here.
0:02.0	I've seen your face way too many times today, but that's okay.
0:05.7	This podcast is, yeah, we get into it today.
0:09.4	And it's into stuff that's not for the little ones.
0:12.0	I'm going to tell you right now.
0:13.0	I really think this is one of our funnier ones in a while.
0:15.4	So maybe I'm just in a good mood, but I think you're really going to enjoy this.
0:18.8	Again, just don't listen around your kids.
0:20.7	You've been wrong.
0:22.4	What's your name?
0:23.2	Oh my.
0:25.3	Bucky!
0:27.8	Bucky!
0:28.3	Yeah! Geez, on the fucking bitching!
0:43.9	Friends.
0:45.7	What's up, buddy?
0:46.2	How are you?
0:47.1	We meet again.
0:51.3	We've talked more today than we do most, the best 24 hours.
0:52.6	Sorry.
0:53.6	Wow, Nicole.
0:55.1	What is speaking?
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