Are you like a good wig? Of course not. I found that out because now it looks like

Frank's wigging for him is having its going out of business sale.

So yeah, just wanted to thank all the patrons that came down.

I'll, uh, all zero of you.

Thank you.

Thanks for coming out and checking out my fucking wigs.

Really appreciate it.

We're cutting the prices on all of our wigs because we are forced to, because I am being

forced into bankruptcy.

So come on down and rifle your little hands through my entire life savings,

all my dreams, so buy my dreams at rock bottom prices.

Come on down to Frank's Whig Emporium. If you know what, if I'm not here

if I'm just hanging from the rafters, just take what you like. Just have at it. You know, we still

have a wig for every occasion even even when your

when your dreams are shattered. I'm using this wig right here to wipe up all the

tears of my failed business.

I'm using this wig right here that one right there.

Yeah that one that'll pick up the pieces of all my shattered dreams.

That's a good wig for that.

Oh that wig right there that wig's leaving me like my wife left me. Oh

by wig! By wig thanks for thanks for 30 years. So come on down to Frank's

wig emporium where you can watch a man's soul die.

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