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Episode 57 It's happy like shooting at a Wamprad, but it's all been done before. We don't want to be a copycat.

We're the leftovers picking up the scraps, drop by the cool kids.

It's a trap. Do we toss it good a taste, do we love it, hey, let's face it, clean, erase it,

let's embrace it, let's embrace it,

and break the Tupperware party.

Subculture, spittle over,

carry over, agriculture,, push over pop culture.

That's your word.

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