Star Spangled Crunch

Bropostles

Ethan and Patrick

Relationships, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Christianity

4.7 • 531 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Recorded on Patrick's birthday! 2 loaves of bread have been made since the time of recording. And happy Easter! Please drink a PBR in my honor. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	All right, we got to stop the train.
0:01.8	We got to start the show.
0:03.6	We got to start the show.
0:05.0	Okay.
0:05.3	Start the show or else I'm going to take tear machine.
0:12.2	What the heck just happened?
0:13.9	It's like 80 degrees of my house.
0:15.5	I'm sweating through my big dog shirt and I'm crying.
0:18.4	I need help.
0:33.1	No. shirt and I'm crying. I need help. Welcome to The Crunch.
0:34.9	It is your boy, Ethan.
0:36.7	And I'm Patrick.
0:38.2	What have you done since last we spoke?
0:45.3	Well, oh, so not including the mass unfollowing that we just did?
0:51.1	Yeah, I'm talking about things that matter.
0:56.0	How dare you?
0:56.8	First of all, that matters to me.
0:57.9	First of all, Twitter's important.
0:59.5	Second of all.
1:00.5	First of all, how dare you take this away from me?
1:02.5	Second of all, well, I read a lot of books.
1:10.1	Yeah, you've been on the big reading game.
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