Don't you dare put this in the intro.

Don't you dare.

People's mothers listen to this podcast, including ours.

Welcome to The Crunch. It is your boy, Ethan. And I'm Patrick. As you can tell, I'm very tired.

You're sleepy boy. I'm a sleepy boy. Here's the deal. Normally, I'm not a big. The weather affects my physiological situation kind of guy.

But yesterday and all the day, all like the seven days previous, it was 70 degrees here. And today it's in the 30s.

And it's a 40 degree swing.

That'll take the wind out of anyone's sales, I feel like.

Usually I'm not a weather affects me kind of guy, but man, this global pandemic is really getting to me.

Are you okay?

Someone please help.

Hold on.

I was thought of that the joke that I told you right before we started the show.

I was like, man, usually I'm not a weather affected guy, but the Gulf War really is getting me down.

He really got me, man.

Okay, so based on our, speaking speaking of jokes that i love um i've decided i've not

you know how i make sweeping decisions that ends up of course yeah yeah yeah so i decided

just now live on the crunch that um i made i uh we had a conversation last week about about jokes

and how like i think of a joke and i write it down that I never do anything with it.

I never like put it into my standout act.

I was like, why not just make a bunch of TikToks?

And so I made a joke.

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