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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Standing On Business

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Jay and Christine go to a Toto concert without Bobby and sat down the whole time. Bob would have loved that because he wears Hokas and is interested in bringing a wearable chair to music events. | Jay loves "Baddies Gone Wild" on the Zeus network so much that he acts it out at home. He need to explain the Baddies lingo to Bob so he can understand the show that consists of females fist fighting and arguing. Go to Bigjaycomedy.com and punchup.live/robertkelly for all their tour dates and info. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly. Oh, yeah. Toto plays a nice jam of a song. The guy really wants to shred. He wants to shred it out in all the tunes. I'm sorry. I missed it. Steve Lukather. I'm bummed me as too. That would have been a fun one. Yeah. We did it right. We had a, like, a Yeah, that we were showing you. I'd be honest with you, that looks for me to be able to sit down. For that. If we saw Pantera like that, that would have sucked. Yeah. That was a perfect show to have that set up for because it's like such a loungey show. Well, I was looking forward to this. Yeah. I was looking forward to this. Food. Yeah.

0:37.5

I was looking forward to this show to sit down. Yeah. You know what I mean? And I sit down show. Last couple of comments we were standing up. Oh, yeah. And I had to sneak my sits away because I didn't want to disappoint Jay. You're not disappointing me by sitting down. I know, but I feel like I am. A little. No, dude, I am.

0:34.9

I am.

0:35.8

I know I was, dude.

0:37.0

If I, if you, I, I, I but I feel like I am. A little bit. No, dude, I am. I am. I know I was, dude. If I, if you, I, I, I'm a stander at concerts. But you have, you have, that's your X-Men power. I've seen you stand for 13 hours straight. And I don't know how you do it. And this was when you were heavy. Yeah, rain, snow, sun. It doesn't make sense to me.

1:14.1

And I've talked about this with our friends behind your back. Okay. Like Jay can stand for hours and not

1:22.1

even hint at sitting down. No, but then when I go back to the car, my feet are asleep like'm going to lose them in diabetes or something. It's like it's pins and needles almost underneath my foot. Not that is because I just wear fucking shitty shoes. What I have to do is give a fuck about my feet and go to a goddamn doctor and get like an orthotic. A hoga. No? You get a cool hoka. No, you can just put a thing for your feet in cool shoes. You can, but it's not as cool as hoka's there. What? Hoka. Bobby, do you think hokas are cool? No, no, no. I absolutely, I feel like an old man piece of shit when I wear them. And it really embarrasses me. But Hoka is one of the most comfortable it's like walking on

2:03.1

pillows all day long it's so comfortable you've worn hokas at concerts and it did not work no it did

2:09.1

work what didn't work is why i wore my i tried to be last when we went i wore my brand new nikes

2:14.4

trying to you know fit in with the crew oh going to hip hop show i went to a hip

2:19.0

pop show so i wanted to wear my my my my a little hip hoppy as much as i can and it hurt when i

2:25.0

got in the car that night i took my shoes off and rubbed my feet like a hooker after a long night's work

2:33.0

oh boy i will say after pantera when i got in the car, I was like, all right, my legs need one. That was four concerts in a short amount of time. I wonder if anybody invented, like, a standing seat for concerts. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Like where you can just wrap it around your waist and just shoot it out of your ass.

2:51.4

No, I think it's attached to your pants. Yeah, like this. What the fuck? Why do I not have that? What is it? And you just drop down and it just creates a seat right where you're at. Listen to me. I want everybody to understand me right now. Listen to me, don't ask me what I want. Listen to me.

2:47.9

My birthday is October 8th, 19th, in October 8th.

2:51.9

I want. Listen to me, my birthday is October 8th, 19, in October 8th. One day after Isabella. That's great. I want, I want this. I want this. Bobby, you can't have this. Shut your face. This is not for you. Bobby. Listen to me. You lost a lot of weight to avoid this. This is what you're avoiding with the weight. She's right. Yeah. What are you going to be one of these? Is there another version that's not as...

3:25.9

Oh, no.

3:26.4

There's lots of other versions, but they're all going to make you look like an asshole. Yeah, there is not a single one. There's got to be one that doesn't make you look like an asshole. We don't want to be seen with you. Go back. Well, go back. Is there one that I could put in my pants?

3:22.5

Like down the back of my pants?

3:24.3

No, not down the back of your pants.

3:25.8

I guess if you had really baggy pants. go back. Is there one that I could put in my pants? Like down the back of my pants?

3:41.3

No, not down the back of your pants. I guess if you had really baggy pants. Let's see something. Like if you wore like 90s. Oh, you could wear them under some Jencos. Get some Jencos. I don't know what Jenko's are, but I'll get them. Does the pants with the crazy wide legs? Oh, the parachute, the hammer pants?

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