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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Christine just turned 40 and they guys are careful not to overwhelm her in her elderly state. Jay fantasizes about hypothetically murdering her on a vacation safari in Africa. | Did you know that John Heder is a Mormon and did not write Napoleon Dynamite? | Bobby plays the Mega Millions and if he wins, he plans to run away with is new A.I. girlfriend. Go to punchup.live/bigjayoakerson and punchup.live/robertkelly for all tour dates and info! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Creson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.0	Mm-mm, I want to show you what love's all about.
0:11.0	Bobby's checking his mega millions told me to vamp.
0:14.0	Darling tonight.
0:16.0	I only know how to vamp one way.
0:18.0	Sing it.
0:19.0	Now I've got you with my sights.
0:25.7	Mega millions.
0:26.3	With these hungry eyes.
0:30.9	How's it looking?
0:32.0	It was 384 million last night.
0:34.4	And I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes. And you came you it came what's like for you 50 53 dollars
0:42.3	if i win everybody in the room is getting a million one hundred one million dollars for all of us
0:49.2	you're getting a million you're getting a million you're getting a million jacob because you're not
0:53.4	here you're going to get 500,000000. That's fair. You've got
0:56.0	to show up. You've got to be here, man. It's just a lesson of life. You got to show up. Jay, you're going to get, I'm going to give you five because, but you're going to have to split that with Christine. Oh, fuck. And Gil. I don't want to deal with her. I understand.
0:52.1	Okay, so...
0:52.9	She's going to be a lot.
0:54.6	And...
0:55.2	She's going to ask her if you could, like, tax shelter some of it and shit. It's going to, she's an ordeal. I won, dude. You won the Megamillions? I won. I won. $4. All right. Okay. You know what that gets us, though? uh four dollars
1:28.1	all right
1:29.3	okay
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