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The Complete Guide to Everything

Stand - Up Comedy

The Complete Guide to Everything

Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds

Facts, Society & Culture, Tim Daniels, Tv & Film, Funny, Learning, Humor, Tom Reynolds, Comedy, Knowledge

4.52.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2015

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This week we talk about that thing people in suits do with a microphone in front of a brick wall: stand-up comedy. Things get a little heated when we go through a strange list of best-ever comedians from 2005. Also, Tom tries to start a feud with an actor that nobody has ever heard of.

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0:00.0

Happy Holidays everybody. Happy Holidays Tom. Happy Holidays Tim.

0:08.0

Holidays is a season where we all love each other and everything. But then what happens is we buy each other gifts.

0:17.0

Yeah, I can sue.

0:18.0

And I know where you guys are buying your gifts this year. You can't fool me. You're buying them from Amazon.

0:23.0

It's cool. It's fine. We all love Amazon. Did you know you could support the show by using Amazon our Amazon link.

0:32.0

I didn't.

0:33.0

TCGTE.com slash Amazon. That'll bring you to the same Amazon. You know and love. We get a small kickback from anything you buy at no cost to you.

0:46.0

We'd really appreciate it. And we thank anybody that does do their shopping through there. Some people do. So yeah, enjoy your holidays and TCGTE.com slash Amazon. Do it today.

0:59.0

Hello and welcome to the complete guide to everything. A podcast about everything. I'm my gross Tom. I'm Tim Tim.

1:15.0

Tim, how are you doing this week? Tom Silver Bell Silver Bells. It's Christmas time in the city, huh?

1:22.0

I'm not yet. I mean, I guess it is December. My friend. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I was driving around after Thanksgiving with my mom. And she was like friend of the show. Tom's mom.

1:36.0

She's like, look at all these people setting up Christmas decorations already. I'm like, well, I mean, it's a day after Thanksgiving. That's fine. Yeah.

1:44.0

I was like, oh, it's too early. I was and I was like, oh, I'm not getting any presents this year. Am I?

1:49.0

People get so angry at the Christmas creep. Who's that? The Grinch. Okay.

1:57.0

Now, the Christmas you people are like, oh, I don't want to hear Christmas music before Thanksgiving. It's fine. But like, I don't know. I just feel like people are a little too vocal about it.

2:07.0

Like, there's better things to complain about. Well, I always feel like when I when I hear Christmas music or see Christmas things early, it's not like it's not like I come home one day in my house is decorate for Christmas.

2:22.0

It's like I go into the local CVS or Dwayne Reed. And they have like a section that selling. Stop selling wrapping paper. Stop it. Stop selling red and green wrapping paper.

2:35.0

It's too early. You made me feel bad. The only reason. I mean, I think this is it. Right. I think the only people reason people don't like this.

2:45.0

Because Christmas is the end of the year. Right. Like it's a week. It's a week out. Yeah. Like I think this is maybe the first year of my life that in December, I've thought, oh, at the end of this month, that's it.

3:00.0

There's going to be a New Year's Eve and then New Year's and then it's going to be 2016.

3:05.0

That's it. Like you don't plan. I never like crossing the threshold with the rest of us. No, like the day before New Year's Eve is always when I'm like, oh shit. Really? Yeah. All right.

3:18.0

So I think the Christmas creep makes people feel bad because it's like it reminds them like that's the end of the year already. And my dumb life hasn't gotten any better. Right.

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