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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

What's the phone tap all about?

So Debbie wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend, Darren.

Now, Darren does overnights, gets home and goes straight to sleep.

So we decided let's give Darren some wake-up calls with a little St. Patrick's Day flare to it.

All right.

What could go wrong? Let's see. Here we go. Hello? And now, a special St. Patrick's Day message. Who is it, man? I'm a leprick-rapper. I'm a lepric-corn. I'm a mean green rapper. Back in Ireland, they called me le rapper My bottle gold At the end of your rainbow I'm dealing furry with your on my brain yo I got so thick green coat I got the scruffy red beer What? I sucked on your chalet You don't think that was weird? Hello? Hello? I'm the Lepreakrapper And back again. On St. Patty's dead. Let me be your friend. Hello? I'm going to be told. It's up to your way. Tell me you luck this month. You'll give me a kid. Is you capture me? I've got magical powers. I can lead you to go. I can get it. Who is this? Is this Darren? Stop it, man. Who the f*** is this? It's St. Patti's Day, Darren. I'll give you three wishes. Do you know my name, man? Yo, seriously, it's not funny, dude. Whatever you're doing, it's not funny today. If you think it's a funny idea to wake me up,

and I got another thing covered for you, dude.

Bye-bye.

Wait until I walk through the door at work,

I will kick your ass against the wall.

If you keep calling this stuff,

I'm going to put your head through a wall.

Do you understand me?

I don't know who this is, but you call me all my time or your dad. It's St. Patti's A-Tarran. I'll give you three wishes. I wish you pulled down. What's the fucking up? What's the same Patti say? I wish you pulled down my pipe. I'll show you something that's wishes. It's a long bag pipe. and me like a child. Are you screening those who've seen it know it's bigger than the babies are? I'm not around!

I will squeak you. It's a long bag pipe and me lucky child. Are you screening those who've seen it know it's bigger than the babies are?

I'm not around.

I will squeeze you.

I will put your head on the table and squit you down, bitch.

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