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It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Let's go around the room.

St. Patrick's Day, 2026.

Here we are together.

Plotting the rest of the day.

I'm going to get into a little trouble today, I do believe.

Oh.

You know me.

At my age, trouble means maybe an extra helping of Shepherd's Pie. Watch out now. I know. Don't hold me back. Hey, Froggy, what's on your mind today? Listen, I am not advocating for road rage. However, I do want to ask you, oh boy. Do you ever see somebody do something in the car and traffic? And when you pass them, you just have to look at them like, I just need to see how dumb do you look? Yes. Do you look as dumb as what you just did? I don't want to hawk my horn. I don't want to flip you off. I don't have to say anything or yell. I just have to look so I see what stupid looks like. You do. You want to see what stupid looks like as you just described. Yes. Yeah. What does the person look like that just did that stupid thing? Right. Okay. It happened to me on the way to work this morning. Yes. What did you see? There was a guy that literally just decided to cut across every single lane of 95. I mean, just cut across it. He was probably going 30 or 40 miles an hour. They went back to the other side. I don't know if he was drinking. Just dumb. I don't have any idea. But I had to slow down and just gaze and go like, okay. Did you look dumb?

That's what dumb looks like. It goes it on about my way. So if you want to know what dumb looks like, I'll explain it to you later. Okay. Can you do a drawing? I can do a drawing. A drawing. A little bit of a drawing. Yeah, I do that all the time. Don't you guys do that too? You always have to look and see for stupid person driving that car.

Especially if they litter,

oh,

I'm going all the time. Don't you guys do that too? You always have to look and see what stupid person is driving that car.

Especially if they litter, oh, I'm going to find you and stare at you. Yeah. But then again, turnabout's fair play. How many people are looking at us because we did something stupid? Probably. And then you just stare ahead like a dog that won't make eye contact. That stupid driver.

Looks like Danielle Monaro.

Hey!

Speaking of Danielle,

is going to do. dog that won't make eye contact? That stupid driver. Looks like Danielle Monaro.

Hey! Hey! Speaking of Danielle, let's go to Danielle. What's on your mind today? My around the room is actually about driving. It's about my mother. Oh my gosh. Yesterday, I took her to get her hair done and I said, you know what? You're going to drive today, Mom, because you never know how to get there. so maybe if you drive, you'll pay attention.

Well, the worst driver in the

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