SSVB 010 - Wrong Kind of Girl

Strange Bedfellows

Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring

Books, Arts

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jessica is mean to a cheerleader, Elizabeth is nice to a cheerleader but not particularly helpful, and a gruesome, tentacled, otherworldly entity tries to engulf the town as a first step towards world domination. Meanwhile, the boys get utterly stymied by a profound existential question regarding Sweet Valley High and have to call on the services of an expert.

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“A Sitcom,” by HitsLab

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is the big, hearing podcast.
0:06.5	Hey, Sweeties, it's Sweetvelle Jack here.
0:08.8	As I'm sure most of you already know, Tanner and I are trained professionals and we're
0:12.3	also expert cowards.
0:14.3	So we're going to thoroughly sidestep all of the issues raised by Sweetvelle High number
0:18.5	10, wrong kind of girl, with an almost effortless grace.
0:22.1	But this is a good opportunity to mention that if you or someone you know is experiencing
0:26.1	a crisis like the one any Whitman does in this book, you can call the National
0:29.8	Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK or text the crisis text line by texting home
0:37.4	to 741-741.
1:07.3	I love to speak and to the joy of dreams.
1:11.0	Sweetvelle Sweetvelle boys.
1:16.5	Got two babies.
1:18.3	You have two babies.
1:19.4	There are two babies.
1:20.8	You said before we started recording, I said I wouldn't be shouting and you said yeah because
1:24.3	of the baby and I should say that because two babies, there are two babies in this house.
1:27.8	There is my own child, a serial and then there's the child of our friends, Patrick Adorey
1:35.6	and their child is Mira and they're both sleeping in the same bedroom.
1:38.7	They're bunking together.
1:39.7	Sure, sure.
1:40.7	Yeah, yeah.
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