SSVB 009 - Racing Hearts

Strange Bedfellows

Jack Shepherd and Tanner Greenring

Books, Arts

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

The fabulous Mr. Kiss and his awkward sidekick are here to talk about what everybody in Sweet Valley is doing with their mouths these days, and the boys take a frankly dangerous look at whatever it is that Ned Wakefield is reading at the moment. This Dickensian rags-to-riches story has everything: Heart-pounding footraces, eyebrow-raising foot-pounding, and, as suggested up top, various types of mouth-wrestling that certainly feel kissing-adjacent.

Music credits:

“A Sitcom,” by HitsLab

“Chopstick Slapstick,” by OurMusicBox

“Summer Memories,” by Trixtor and Pantsmode

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a big, nearing podcast!
0:30.0	Can you imagine, let's just think for a second, Lila Rodger.
0:46.0	Thought experiment.
0:48.0	Everyone close your eyes.
0:50.0	Remove yourself from whatever situation you're in.
0:55.0	This is going to need total, basically sensory deprivation.
1:01.0	If you have a saline tank, that's ideal.
1:07.0	Otherwise, find the darkest room in your house.
1:10.0	Go in there, shut all the doors.
1:12.0	Tell everyone to bother you.
1:13.0	On the subway, go into that space between the cars and shut off the electricity.
1:20.0	Hey, Zoom. Can't sell all my meetings.
1:25.0	Okay, that's good.
1:27.0	You ready?
1:28.0	Can you imagine, Lila and Roger?
1:32.0	Lila and Roger together.
1:35.0	Yeah, right.
1:36.0	It's like watching a fucking beautiful woman go out with like a...
1:41.0	Ragtag, Ragtomuffin.
1:43.0	They'd be the new Golden Couple in school.
1:47.0	Even more popular than Jessica Wakefield and Bruce Pacman when they were together.
1:52.0	Think about it.
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