New day, new, you wake your ass, only straws to come up ain't no fucking gratitude to you.

Be mine, listen to me, I elaborate, barely wisdom from me, J.B. Smooth.

I old mother fucker told me this shit one time, and I sent this out to everybody out there.

This is just common shit you should know, you know like keep your nose clean, my daddy

told me that shit, keep your fucking nose clean, and then they don't mean like, you know,

stay out of trouble, they mean it's literally keep your booger we ass nose clean, you know

say, because boogers pop a fuck up out of nowhere, when you least suspect it like a roach and

a fucking umbrella, you know what I'm saying, have you ever had that situation miles, you

open a umbrella and a roach falls in your shoulder, have you ever had that before?

Well no, but it would seem like you just have a roach problem.

Yes, it's a New York thing, you know, it's a New York thing, but anyway, anyway, this old

mother fucker told me, always carry a folded handkerchief in your back pocket, you know, this

old mother fucker, this is my old, old shit miles, now when the old mother fucker takes some shit

like that, you take that shit and you use it and you do what the fuck they tell you to do,

you know, like this is before pepper towers and shit like that, because you know, they didn't

have pepper towers back in the days and shit, you know, they had a rag and a fucking rag.

So he told me, always carry that a nice handkerchief, you know, back pocket, because you know

what, shit happens, you know, fucking nose bleed is some shit like that, you know, some

of us got chronic ass nose bleeds and shit, you know, out of clear blue, the fucking nose

to start fucking bleeding.

Well, I'm just thankful we've come up with disposable tissues, because that just sounds horrible.

It does sound horrible, but that's the key word that's disposable, that shit goes on

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