Leftovers

May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Today JB Smoove and Miles explain how you can use your past experiences as ingredients in the delicious feast of life. Today’s Quote: “All that happens to us – including our humiliations, our misfortunes, our embarrassments, all is given to us as raw material, as clay, so that we may shape our art.” - Jorge Luis Borges (The Keep Calm And Carry On Calendar, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	New day, new, you wake your ass only.
0:04.0	Closet for money, fucking gratitude.
0:07.0	Be mine.
0:09.0	Listen to me, I elaborate.
0:11.0	Daily wisdom from me.
0:13.0	J.B. Smooth.
0:19.0	I'm gonna tell you something about being around someone who's good for you.
0:23.0	Being part of a perfect couple means being the perfect complement to each other.
0:30.0	You don't want someone the same as you.
0:33.0	You don't want someone who's on the same time as you.
0:37.0	Every fucking thing they do.
0:39.0	You want someone to convince you to come along sometimes.
0:42.0	You don't want to fucking get up and get up and you fucking both get dressed and you fucking already dressed.
0:47.0	Oh shit, you're thinking the same thing, I was thinking too fucking much.
0:50.0	You need someone to persuade you to do shit sometimes.
0:53.0	You don't want someone who's the same as you.
0:58.0	You gotta get someone who compliments you.
1:01.0	I mean, swimming ain't floating and floating ain't swimming.
1:05.0	But if you're not doing both, you're not doing either.
1:09.0	You understand?
1:10.0	You either got buoyancy or your ass need a floaty.
1:14.0	One or the fucking other.
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