Squirrel Gang
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2021
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Astroturf incursion, a Nazi monkey, some showbiz gossip, dadnapping, dad lying, and 2021 predictions.
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. |
| 0:07.0 | Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go this is it |
| 0:13.4 | this is top flag diamond she and I'm an awesome papa pau |
| 0:17.0 | I'm saying nitty delaney so what |
| 0:19.3 | welcome a log to the Friday morning episode we're gonna attempt to catch up with Nicholas as you was |
| 0:24.2 | predictions later in this one oh yeah we've been trying to do that all month so we might get |
| 0:28.5 | written that we might not I don't know what's going on with you some. |
| 0:32.6 | Well there's six squirrels then that have formed a gang in my garden and |
| 0:38.0 | they've been joshing about. |
| 0:40.4 | They wear leather jackets. |
| 0:42.4 | Yeah they all got sort of quiffs. |
| 0:45.0 | And they wear leather jackets and they also have key chains that hanging down by their thigh, |
| 0:51.0 | which I find intimidating. and they got them special flick knives they've got |
| 0:56.3 | butterfly knives that they can play with and do all tricks with. |
| 1:00.0 | Does the key chain does it indicate the sexuality or their sexual preferences or something like that? |
| 1:04.1 | No, no, no, no, that's their bandanas and they do wear bandanas too. |
| 1:09.7 | Some of them wear biker caps with chains around the brim. |
| 1:13.7 | Anyway, now this gang, I mean, maybe it's a cliche to talk about the rise of the urban |
| 1:20.7 | squirrel, but I don't care because I'm it is it they're presenting a clear |
| 1:26.2 | and present danger right right squirrels used to shit themselves around humans they wouldn't get within 20 yards of you, right? |
| 1:35.8 | Now, first of all, there was this squirrel and it was coming in the garden, it was digging up, |
| 1:41.6 | it was digging up my good wife's bulbs. |
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