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Top Flight Time Machine

Squirrel Gang

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Astroturf incursion, a Nazi monkey, some showbiz gossip, dadnapping, dad lying, and 2021 predictions.


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0:00.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

0:07.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go this is it

0:13.4

this is top flag diamond she and I'm an awesome papa pau

0:17.0

I'm saying nitty delaney so what

0:19.3

welcome a log to the Friday morning episode we're gonna attempt to catch up with Nicholas as you was

0:24.2

predictions later in this one oh yeah we've been trying to do that all month so we might get

0:28.5

written that we might not I don't know what's going on with you some.

0:32.6

Well there's six squirrels then that have formed a gang in my garden and

0:38.0

they've been joshing about.

0:40.4

They wear leather jackets.

0:42.4

Yeah they all got sort of quiffs.

0:45.0

And they wear leather jackets and they also have key chains that hanging down by their thigh,

0:51.0

which I find intimidating. and they got them special flick knives they've got

0:56.3

butterfly knives that they can play with and do all tricks with.

1:00.0

Does the key chain does it indicate the sexuality or their sexual preferences or something like that?

1:04.1

No, no, no, no, that's their bandanas and they do wear bandanas too.

1:09.7

Some of them wear biker caps with chains around the brim.

1:13.7

Anyway, now this gang, I mean, maybe it's a cliche to talk about the rise of the urban

1:20.7

squirrel, but I don't care because I'm it is it they're presenting a clear

1:26.2

and present danger right right squirrels used to shit themselves around humans they wouldn't get within 20 yards of you, right?

1:35.8

Now, first of all, there was this squirrel and it was coming in the garden, it was digging up,

1:41.6

it was digging up my good wife's bulbs.

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