Well, ladies and gentlemen, my beloved University of Florida Fighting Gators have won the National

Championship. In what category you ask? All of them. Hi, everybody. I'm Bill Whittle here with

Steve Green and Scott Ott, and ladies gentlemen, I have to tell you, this is something that makes me

very happy. I graduated, well, I didn't graduate, but I stopped attending the University of Florida in 1982 after three years, seven years of college down the train.

And I've been a big follower of Gator football since then.

All universities across America have been going down the toilet, and the University of Florida seemed to be one of them as well.

But actually, this made me certainly as proud as I've been since we won the last

couple of football national championships. In regard to the protests that have been spreading across

the country regarding the Palestinian issue and places like Colombia and other universities,

cow dowing and bowing and kissing the butts of the people who are calling for more lawlessness

and so on, the University of Florida issued a are calling for more lawlessness and so on

the University of Florida issued a statement that is so perfect and so on so

unbelievably retro that I have to read it to you its entirety sit down you're

going to just love this and I'm so happy it's got a UF letterhead on it do I need to pour myself

a scotch first please enjoy it as much as you can.

So this is what the University of Florida sent out as a memo regarding campus demonstrations.

Allowable activities, speech, expressing viewpoints, holding signs in hands, prohibitive items and

activities, no amplified sound, no demonstrations inside buildings, Pressing viewpoints, holding signs in hands. Prohibitive items and activities.

No amplified sound.

No demonstrations inside buildings.

No littering.

No sleeping.

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